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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Aug 24 2011

"I call this the 'Your Body's Shit Deal With It' diet."

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"No, I'm not afraid of death. I have a healthy fear of constipation."
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5 comments:

  1. These are both awesome. :)

    You left the "U" out of Aug, btw.

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  2. The second one made me laugh - I'm a nurse and I am constantly asking patients about their bowels. Sounds like something I would hear from a smart-a$$ patient =)

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  3. i think the second one is in reference to how Elvis Presley died. he died from pushing to hard.

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  4. See, the second one's kind of ironic...I thought not giving a crap was STM's normal state of being, after all.

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  5. I think the first one needs to be on a shirt, for many of us.

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