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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Apr 19 2011

"Listen to me: What's the point in you dieting? You're gonna lose all that weight and realize you're still fuckin' ugly."

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"No. I don't talk about the jellybean incident. That's one wound that'll take too long to heal."
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16 comments:

  1. Wow, I'm the first to comment because I'm hanging out online.

    Jellybean incident? Oh, STM, you know we want to hear that.

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  2. Ok, there has GOT to be a back story to the "jellybean incident". Do tell!

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  3. Wow! Take a little time off to deal with a few family issues, and when I come back someone is having issues with jellybeans!

    One must wonder how the unkind jelly bean was employed to make this grim wound to STM!

    One must further wonder who, and for what reasons was this diabolical attack made against our good STM!

    Perhaps it was those nasty Anti-Iguana Hate Merchants! Shifty bastards, and Blackguards all! Seeking to once more deny are lizardly brethren their tea!

    Buck up, STM! They know they're whipped! Just the last desperate blow of a beaten rival! If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger!

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  4. I imagine it's a psychological jellybean wound, though...

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  5. Idk. Has the movie Hop come out over there yet? It's made me not want jelly beans anymore. Maybe it had the same effect on STM.

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  6. The first one was like he was talking directly to me. Sigh...yeah, I guess I have to stop dieting. It's not going to improve my ugly face at all. STM is always right.

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  7. Apparently STM's musings have inspired the pop-up ads. I'm currently being told to look into gastric bypass surgery... sigh.

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  8. *double sigh* Amanda, I'm getting "Avoid delay and amputation" (wounds not healing) and an ad for a weight loss boot camp.

    But I do think the wound from the jellybean incident was psychological.

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  9. Well, STM did have a rather terrible red jellybean a few days ago. I wonder if it has left him scarred for all this time.

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  10. April 4th to be exact.

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  11. Perhaps STM is talking about this jelly-bean?

    N.b. you really need to check out the URL for that link. It could have been written by STM himself!

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  12. I wonder if this relates to the Jellybean Jamboree? Btw that one is one of my favorites. Keep talkin'! :)

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  13. Time for my daily sleeptalking fix....

    Today's topic: The jellybean incident.

    Now who knows anything about this? Anyone want to spill the beans, erm, I mean jellybeans?

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  14. I just want to reiterate... Stoney Welcome Back, you were missed!

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  15. Hehe, reminds me of Calvin's Noodle Incident. Wonder if that was in the same boat?

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